I generally rely on my fairly robust internal filter to not offend pretty much everybody...& the filter usually gets a bit thin by Friday...& I've already had someone ask me to fix their computer (couldn't see anything when they tried to login, but could remote in & see everything - the monitor was off) & someone who couldn't open a new word doc (since the upgrade to win10 from win7 - needed to launch word & choose new blank doc)
...sooooo...sorry if I offend anybody today, I'm out of filter...
@MissSnarkerson Don't you wish you could bring a sword to work?
@MissSnarkerson Remember that bit in Kill Bill where the Bride spanks a punk-ass kid with the flat of her sword? You could do that. 
Though a cricket bat might work better. You could paint it blank, stencil scarlet runes on it, and call it CLUEBRINGER.
@starbreaker I ❤️ 🧡 💛 💚 💙 💜 CLUEBRINGER so much.......SO, SO, SO, SO, SO, SO, SO MUCH!!!!!
@MissSnarkerson I didn't come up with it, of course.
@starbreaker That doesn't negate its perfection, or that you brought it to my attention. :)
@starbreaker ....I think more taser???? a sword would get blood all over my shoes all the time and that would just piss me off......