@sugar If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

3 alien abductions on mastodon in one week!!
when is GARGRON going to do something??

@Galena@social.handholding.io please erase this from my memory

US POL, honest question 

@Motodrachen they thought it looked good one time and everyone laughed at them and now they have to do it forever because FUCK YOU YOU DON'T WIN

@fluffy@social.handholding.io the same reason fish swim and birds fly. we are compelled.

@fluffy@social.handholding.io WHY HAVE A NEWBORN CHILD

@urology@hellsite.site I just bring my own soda its cheaper

@wsteria got bought out by a private equity firm and are now bit by bit being driven into the ground

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