Spud the Armadillo @spud@octodon.social

@sugar If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

3 alien abductions on mastodon in one week!!
when is GARGRON going to do something??

*NOW O FFERING*
*BUBBLE*
*TEA&SMOO *

DOGGY SUNDAE

https://youtu.be/IrdI2iC-sYY

@catherineweird one hundred million

@alexander that's the gist I get, yes

@Galena@social.handholding.io please erase this from my memory

@Motodrachen they thought it looked good one time and everyone laughed at them and now they have to do it forever because FUCK YOU YOU DON'T WIN

@fluffy@social.handholding.io the same reason fish swim and birds fly. we are compelled.

@fluffy@social.handholding.io WHY HAVE A NEWBORN CHILD

@alsternerd that doesn't sound nice at all!!!

@aoife you are like massively feminine lol

@aoife lies and slander

@urology@hellsite.site I just bring my own soda its cheaper

@MxKris@kindred.haus Sorry

@wsteria got bought out by a private equity firm and are now bit by bit being driven into the ground

@moonwater@radical.town its twitter

@moonwater@radical.town no don't

@Waces 100 meters. no more. no less.