Spud the Armadillo @spud@octodon.social

https://youtu.be/IrdI2iC-sYY

I like the recurring plot element in malcolm in the middle where reese is an aspiring chef, which would have been dropped after one episode in any other series

I hate this hell phone

fuck nasa

webmd except for finding out things that are right with you

Valentina Extra Hot
Tapatío
El Yucateco picante salsa verde

Using my 10 vacation days to show up 20 minutes late to work every day for a year

I think robin hood should get to keep 10% of all the wealth he steals from the rich and gives to the needy. its a standard finders fee.

there is no risk without reward, but sometimes there is reward without risk #ShowerThoughts

dilbertarian, like a libertarian, but with dilbert

cut my life into pieces

this is my glass retort