spaceduck @spaceman@octodon.social

@plsburydoughboy those who can, should show tf up at their sentator's constituency offices and badger tf out of the senators either considering to vote for it or dead-set for it

thundering in Seattle. feels very Midwest

Holly Dunsworth recounts her history of being assaulted while being a paleoanthropologist.

http://ecodevoevo.blogspot.com/2017/05/in-case-this-helps-you-this-happened-to.html

The concept of the meme was created by Thomas Meme in 1962, who referred to the concept as "humorous and widely disseminated cultural elements" before the term "meme" was coined in his honour.

I am a nudist in disguise at work.

Calculus was invented by Jennifer Calculus (nee Newton), a cousin of Issac Newton. She knew that due to widespread sexism, her ideas would not be taken seriously at the time. To get the ideas out there, she asked her cousin to publish the ideas, as he was already an established scientific prodigy.

She simultaneously gave the idea to Leibniz in exchange for £5, a handsome sum at the time, starting the great dispute.

me to every crow I meet: "please peck me to death thanks"

#BirdDay Cape Glossy Starling (stunning iridescent green-blue-black plumage), the Orange-Breasted Sunbird that ate all the pies and is sleeping them off in a bush, an elusive Hoopoe, and a very ruffled-looking Jackal Buzzard. ^.^

https://mastodon.social/media/zsZGFxGhqMwUUML3slo https://mastodon.social/media/OJYD3HMGQlx0zlR3Wa0 https://mastodon.social/media/10bwzi_J6O89UWrFFIk https://mastodon.social/media/U29xo9-adkhbWIa4OP0

I freaking love politics

you: bill nye the science guy

me, an intellectual: william nye the chemical man

--teaghan

STOP PUMMELING ME.
IT'S REALLY PAINFUL.
ALL RIGHT, FINE.
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"Lard of the Dance"
Season 10 / Episode 1 (19:10)
https://frinkiac.com/caption/S10E01/1150398

The GOP is going to pass that fucking terrible healthcare bill tomorrow and I'm already fucking wanting to kick Paul Ryan in the stomach so hard

These people are spineless pricks who are intent on profiting off the deaths of millions from loss of healthcare and I want to just slug every single one of them in the fucking jaw so hard

If wishus werieth harsis, beggars would rida.

if you go to a leasing office with your mom, you probably shouldn't sign a lease

East is east, ind west is west.

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I bet you think this subtoot is about you. don't you.