spaceduck @spaceman@octodon.social

me to every crow I meet: "please peck me to death thanks"

#BirdDay Cape Glossy Starling (stunning iridescent green-blue-black plumage), the Orange-Breasted Sunbird that ate all the pies and is sleeping them off in a bush, an elusive Hoopoe, and a very ruffled-looking Jackal Buzzard. ^.^

https://mastodon.social/media/zsZGFxGhqMwUUML3slo https://mastodon.social/media/OJYD3HMGQlx0zlR3Wa0 https://mastodon.social/media/10bwzi_J6O89UWrFFIk https://mastodon.social/media/U29xo9-adkhbWIa4OP0

I freaking love politics

you: bill nye the science guy

me, an intellectual: william nye the chemical man

--teaghan

STOP PUMMELING ME.
IT'S REALLY PAINFUL.
ALL RIGHT, FINE.
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"Lard of the Dance"
Season 10 / Episode 1 (19:10)
https://frinkiac.com/caption/S10E01/1150398

The GOP is going to pass that fucking terrible healthcare bill tomorrow and I'm already fucking wanting to kick Paul Ryan in the stomach so hard

These people are spineless pricks who are intent on profiting off the deaths of millions from loss of healthcare and I want to just slug every single one of them in the fucking jaw so hard

If wishus werieth harsis, beggars would rida.

if you go to a leasing office with your mom, you probably shouldn't sign a lease

East is east, ind west is west.

🚨🚨🚨 Really major Gmail phishing attack going around right now. Do NOT click on an unexpected "Open in Docs" link.

Whether or not you have, now is a great time to review the apps you've authed to your account: https://security.google.com/settings/security/permissions

I bet you think this subtoot is about you. don't you.

@spaceman shhh- don't startle the witches

@spaceman it's that place with all the users for whom im always swooning

@spaceman i picture it like the witches room in Four Rooms. https://octodon.social/media/2SzI8RhhX7Ar9pRYi5A