OH: "The most secure thing here at Mozilla, for some reason, is the printer. I can fuck around the office and do whatever. But I can't print."
@spacekookie Ah yes, the great universal constant: Printers suck.
@spacekookie @Gargron Printers are secure by design.
(Nobody can print. Ever.)
@tewha @spacekookie @Gargron Yep. The printer in my house is similarly secure half the time.
Occasionally I feel lust for a 3d-printer, but then I remember they are surely even worse.
@addpre @spacekookie @Gargron I can imagine such wonderful pranks for 3d printers.
(I'd put a cw on this if I could figure out what it would be.)
"How do you like your 3d printer?""Well, it's nice, except…""Except what?""ALL IT EVER PRINTS ARE SEX TOYS!"
Octodon is a nice general purpose instance. more