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Trying to figure out darktable parametric masks at 3am, like a normal person ๐Ÿ˜…

if you pronounce gif as "jiff", then i'm pronouncing jpg as "gaypeg", it's only fair

Credit @inkyfirefly@twitter.com

OH: "The one thing video games got right was that bosses are the enemy" #afraleaks

OH: "I don't read the numbers I just need the dead dinosaur juice" #afraleaks

yeah Iโ€™m into BDSM

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Small brain: run valgrind on your C code

Big brain: run gdb on valgrind, running on your C code

Galaxy brain: run valgrind on gdb, running on valgrind running on your C code

So it seems there will be protests against Amazon Monday and Tuseday. Since Amazon owns Twitch and other companies, it would be better to boycott them as well.

insomnia 

10x napper. I sleep 10 times more than other employees. I'm such a powerful napper I can nap anywhere, anytime. Tense situation? I take a panic nap. Pager rings? I instantly fall asleep. Time to code something? You guessed it: I nap it over.

you've heard of 10x engineers...

I'm the 10x vacation taker. I'm so efficient in taking vacation I'll almost never be at work, holding you back and having meetings. Increasing efficiency by not staying in your path and asking questions you don't want to hear.

Google contractors are secretly listening to your Assistant recordings 

I DON'T LIKE THEM PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FREAKING GIRLS SOFT

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