@alice AMAZON: HUMAN, I SEE THAT YOU HAVE PURCHASED A TOASTER THAT BURNS NARUTO'S FACE INTO THE BREAD, HERE ARE 5 MORE RIDICULOUS TOASTERS, DO YOU LIKE TOASTERS? I LOVE TOASTERS, DID YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU ORDER THIS DARTH VADER TOASTER YOU CAN HAVE IT IN 1 DAY WITH AMAZON PRIME, HUMAN ARE YOU A TOASTER, I LIKE TOAST, YUMMY TOAST,