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tarot reader draws my card, instantly becomes confused as they don’t remember having a “Huge Nerd” card in the deck

@smudgehell it’s a straight up Magic: The Gathering card. Just a fuckin’ 2/2 Elf Creature or whatever.

@underscorex *they pull a card from the deck ominously*

BASEBALL ALLSTAR MICKEY MANTLE?? AND IN MINT CONDITION TOO?

@smudgehell “I see... this card gets you a free sub with four more punches... there is food in your future!”

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