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It would probably be faster it women who HAVEN'T been accosted or assaulted posted about it.

Also, we have a frost warning for tonight and I am NOT READY.

Roosters turn into right assholes once they get a flock of their own. I think I prefer when they fight amongst themselves and leave us alone.

Our dog is the root source of all gas weaponry.

So if someone other than The Hill and WaPo could post in my home feed, that'd be greaaaaaat.

A floor just refused a patient because of her demented husband. MUST BE NICE TO GET TO REFUSE PATIENTS. Swing on down to the ER and see how that goes. We don't have the staff to care for him, either. But now a precious trauma room can be needlessly occupied until 1400, so that's great.

I like my job but I don't like the hours. 0445 is too early to get up.

One of my chickens just bum rushed some of the pigeons. I almost think they have a sense of humor.

Uh. DIfferent logins for each instance? Hm. Gonna love my dashlane account even more after today.

Holy shit there are a lot of moderation rules to choose from. HELLO, STAR TREK THEMED MASTODON. MOS EISLEY, I HEAR YOU HAVE THE BEST DRINKS.

Down the rabbit hole I go.

Can we join more than one instance?

Do I freeze it in crust-sized quantities, or in larger containers. This is my dilemma today. Also should I put the quilt boxes on my hives or not yet. I WANT ALL MY DAYS TO BE THIS COMPLICATED.

So besides trying to figure out how to work this damn thing, I'm rendering lard today. Come the Piepocalypse, I'ma be set.