The sleepiest potato @sleepypotato@octodon.social
I'm bad at video games, but I really try. Sometimes. ~oops
*turns around dramatically*
Me: And so it begins…
You: What begins?
*eyes narrow*
Me: IT.
Pineapple! At The Disco.
Sorry, it just came to me.
THE SERVER CAME TO REFILL MY DRINK AND GAVE ME THE STRANGEST LOOK
And they say white people don't have culture.
No matter how many times I see the ending of Gravity Falls, I always cry. Every time.
I feel so bad for the Orioles tonight. We're losing 0-14 against the Yankees.
I honestly cannot express in words how much I love Kevin Michael Richardson as a voice actor.
i legit love pineapple on pizza
Yay for learning #Linux
Possibly you should be aware that I am an absolute sucker for winter-holiday specials. I love the pageantry around holidays, but especially the ones that happen between October and February, and especially especially Christmas, with Halloween a close second.
cats are crepuscular, meaning they're most active around twilight
i'm crepe-uscular, meaning i'm most active when there are crepes in my vicinity
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Noëlle: (describing popcorn) This is saltier than I anticipated.
Me: MEEEE!!
Noëlle: *nods sadly*
Really tired of people pretending they care, and then turning around and treating me like shit.
It's too bad I can't socialize on a regular basis, or like a regular person. There are so many cool people out there that I won't meet because I'm, as someone close to me put it, "a shy extrovert".
i'm too tired for this bs. Looked at my phone, looked up ice cream places near me. First thing out of my mouth:
"Nearest one's in Kenya. Kentucky. Fuck."
I need sleep.
@noelle : "It's funny, the last time I was a passenger in a car on this road was when I was in high school."
Me: "Well, now you're a passenger on this road and your kid's in high school."
Sorry if I made you feel old <3
#MVA is so boring. Wish I could just get this over with, but there's a process to getting a permit. Wish me luck.
