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Suddenly I'm locked out of my mom's condo and I'm sitting in my car, listening to music. Someone talk to me, I'm bored. #kickedout #help
@sleepypotato Seen any good movies lately? What'd you have for dinner last night? Any summer plans? What kind of car are you stuck in? What are your thoughts on male makeup?
@PatrickKelly No good movies recently. Ramen for dinner. I was stuck in a Honda CR-V. Male makeup is adorable, I love it, but I could never pull it off.
@sleepypotato I hope you got into the condo. I just saw this this morning as I am a bad Mastodonian.
@PatrickKelly Summer plans include lounging - hopefully.