TIL there is no good equivalent of fortune for the windows command prompt
@typhlosion Microsoft really quit caring about the command prompt some time ago. It began with not releasing MS-DOS as a separate product starting with Windows 95. Almost everything is supposed to be done through the GUI which makes writing batch files/shell scripts damn near impossible because you can't automate mouse movements.
@skquinn oh well. my not caring about that bullshit is aggressive enough that i'm just writing my own
AND IT'LL BE CROSS PLATFORM AND SUPPORT PLAINTEXT, because i care about bringing these truly important utilities into the 21st century
@typhlosion The command line of MS-DOS was always a bit of a botch. I wish that Unix or a variant thereof had been the OS of choice on PCs since the beginning so we didn't have this issue.
As for writing your own, you should be able to compile the one from your favorite GNU/Linux distribution or *BSD using something like MinGW.
@skquinn from what i've gathered reading up about it, apparently it'd require significant porting effort for some reason, at least for the original BSD impl
but i can't imagine a version that uses a plaintext database would be hard to write, and if i figure out how the original database is formatted i could implement support for it later
@typhlosion In years past I'd just go over to my Windows box and try it. However, I ran from that dumpster fire over a decade ago and haven't really looked back, for better or worse.
