"Yeah. Check the probate. Why, my Uncle Thumper had a problem with HIS probate, and he had to take these big pills, and drink lots of water."
@skquinn if he's taking pills and drinking water i can see how he's having trouble with his probate!
@carcinopithecus He's describing his uncle's *prostate* problem... which makes the next line so hilarious. "Not prostate, you idiot, probate!"
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