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callout post about how How Did This Get Made was wrong to goof on the perfect 2001 mark wahlberg film Rock Star

you haven't seen Rad (1986) unless you've seen it in 4k as far as im concerned

down loaded a 1080p copy of The Last Dragon (1985) to replace my old sd rip and man this is livin

lil blazed but you think the evil couple at the head of the antagonistic Energyne corporation in Rampage (2018) are modeled on the white stripes

i feel like authority by jeff vandermeer has basically the same plot as tim & eric's billion dollar movie

one is about a guy who ascends to a managerial position of an organization only to find out how deeply strange that organization actually is and the other is about two guys who do the same thing and learn the same thing

think about it man

holy cow this could have been named xXx 3: the returns of xander cage and darius stone! :o

there's a gadget in this movie which literally gives you the powers of #kickpuncher

https://octodon.social/media/_7nNtRxTWO8rnXg71ws

i really should have left the cannabis tag on this whole thread

scottish tom waits.

is tom waits scottish

i think one of the guys in xander's team is tom waits

xander cage just did a standing backflip on a motorcycle and kicked a guy in the face with the back wheel while he did it

what if he dated alice from resident evil, who shot a motorcycle up a church wall into a monster which exploded

i saw xXx 1: our introduction to xander cage in the theater with my friend nadine right after we graduated from college and were hopeless depressed messes. we both wound up moving to new york separate from each other, never really saw each other much while i lived there (especially after i transitioned), and now we say hi on insta and stuff but otherwise never really reconnected. she had a kid a little after we did.

i should email her

lil blazed but i think someone in xXx 3: the return of xander cage said 'bitches come' in spanish? a reference/throwback to one of the great moments of modern cinema, back in xXx 1: the introduction to xander cage (2002)

every night i plop this baby in the crook of my armpit and read him books til he falls asleep but at that angle i can't see his face to tell if he's still awake.

luckily, the moment he falls asleep he transmogrifies from a bag of snakes into a bag of rocks

just got worried that melissa mccarthy is like a chris farley figure. i hope she's happy irl

i remember an interview wit the band Bush in like 1997 where they were like 'you've gotta listen to music outside your comfort zone - our bass player thought up the bassline to "comedown" after listening to a bunch of reggae' which is a funny way of saying 'it is exactly the bassline to "you give love a bad name" by bon jovi'

#ScorchingHotTakes #ExtremelyRelevant

imagine if my phone was just always hollering DJ MOM 420

my dj name is dj mom 420

tired: being bummed when you're playing music on your phone but you get a text and your ring tone interrupts the flow

wired: being stoked when you get a text so you can pretend you're a hot 97 dj interrupting on purpose

on fire: setting your text alert tone to a recording of yourself, yelling your dj name

metallica cover of 'turn the page' was on the radio and the baby started flipping out, dancing, playing percussion on his body

which made me realize that 'i love you no matter what' includes 'even if you turn out to be a lars fan'

this parenting stuff, man