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callout post about how How Did This Get Made was wrong to goof on the perfect 2001 mark wahlberg film Rock Star

i was obsessed with this band for two months then got sick of them and haven't thought about them in ten years but maybe i should dig up this album

putting silversun pickups on this 90s playlist despite the fact that their first album came out in 2006 was a correct decision

wore black underwear today. every time i wear black underwear im like 'i should wear black underwear more' and today is no exception

at first it smelled like the mall in a good way but as time goes on it is starting to smell like the mall in a bad way

somebody had some #gucci #lotion and offered to share it and i was like 'heck yeah i want to smell #rich' so I rubbed some into my hand. now my hand smells like the #mall

kinda blazed but the only thing that could possibly make Annihilation (2018) better would be if there was a rap song over the credits outlining the plot of the movie

just straight up dressing like miss meadows at this point in my life

kinda blazed but Hot Rod (2007) is the best movie in the world

Stuck In Traffic In A Beautiful Place, 2018

keep having to turn off the radio because I find audio of children being tortured upsetting but maybe I'm the weird one here idk

my mom doesn't have a laptop so i think i'm gonna lubuntu her up a 2007 macbook

i know it often thinks it's smarter than it actually is about race, but man, i still love that show so much

you ever notice that the theme song to Community sure seems to be about wanting to die

remember when the internet was fun and full of possibilities? yknow how now it's a miserable hell? reminder that what happened is that capitalism colonized it and now it's just as shitty as everything else capitalism's got its hooks in

like. seo, algorithms, targeted advertising: these are all DESIGNED to keep you from finding some weirdo's X-Files fan page or geocities star trek web ring. I would 1000x rather find those than tweets from the u.s. president, yet here we are #thankscapitalism

"home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in."

-robert frost

this is also true about the psychiatric hospital where i work fwiw

you never really think about whether a floor-level knife cabinet is a bad idea til you have a one year old in your kitchen

my brother can't remember the phrase 'magic flight launch box' so he's been calling my weed machine a 'hot tub time machine' and honestly how much better is that

I thought of the worst band name

it is Borderline Personality Doctors Without Borders

#insta has the #algorithm down for getting me to click on links for #fancy #dresses and #underwear but it sure hasn't figured out the algorithm that makes me have $168 to buy them

apparently