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i just realized - #lovecraft wrote about a thinly veiled portsmouth. you think he ever wrote about a cosmicly horrific yard sale leftover computer monitor? uh oh

went #thrifting for a monitor and a keyboard. got both for eight bucks PLUS found a monitor on the side of the road in the rain which is basically an aquarium at this point and may or may not work. thanks greater #portsmouthnh area

locked the key to the weed box inside the weed box

THE BEATLES would have a more interesting name if you put another s at the end

Pose is the best thing that's ever been on tv and it's got me wanting to burn this pilot to the ground and start over or give up forever

the antagonist of fifty shades freed is literally a man who loves literature so much that he's willing to kill

see guy with huge american flag on his shirt

judge him for crassly espousing his beliefs

look down

im wearing a t-shirt advertising red emma's anarchist book and coffee shop in baltimore

am once again a giant hypocrite

at least my politics are better tho

the disappointment you feel, with yourself and with the world, when you realize you still kind of have a crush on bam margera

🎶bad girls don't wanna to go to dog prom
bad girls don't like to pay for lip balm
I don't wanna be this bad🎶

baby frupped

baby threw up on me a LOT this morning

which one of you is the mess and which is the other mess

bringin that #relatablecontent

been playing guitar for forever and also bass and I like bass better, always have, but guitars are ok too except when you've been playing a lot of bass and then you pick up a guitar it feels like a fucking toy. how tf am i supposed to crumble the foundations of houses dumb enough to have my band over for a basement show, I cannot help but think, as i heft a puny six string that only goes down to fuckin c#2 at BEST

limpin my way across the work day finish line

gonna name my grind band Body Borer

oh god birkenstocks just advertised at me on instagram and I was like 'those look cute'

I'm getting more #vermont every day

#bodyhorror

tfw your hair is greying for sure but livejournal friends you only ever see on instagram any more have gone Full Grey

ambien is in the news because a certain celebrity is an idiot

remember that i have some ambien; take one a couple hours before bed

text with the person in LA who's waiting for this script/pitch

promise to have a draft for her in a week

uh oh

i am an idiot too

how the fuck is anyone ever not in a hurry

i feel like i get stuck behind a slow walker at least once every. single. day

wtf man are you people somehow not from new york or new jersey