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can we just take a moment to acknowledge that grapes are a dope snack

I'm great at tooting

roll up to work like eeeeeyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaoaoaoao

#lifehack: instead of listening to #npr on your way to work, listen to judas priest

tuesday after three day weekend aka social work double monday motherfuckers

oh snap new svalbard

it's about ethics in lying on mastodon

i main jason

got #fortnite running on my #raspberrypi3

probably the best thing to hashtag in this toot would have been #retropie because you're all a bunch of fuckin nerds on here but did i? no. because i'm not a #nerd

sunshine (2007), pandorum (2009), and life (2017): today i'm messing with retropie and and having a second-tier #spaceship #horror film festival

gonna befriend parker posey

when you live in vermont and you go to the coop and get all mad cause there are so many frikkin people there which makes reminds you that you are correct to live in vermont

literally living in a dystopian future in which waiting *two whole days* for a forty dollar mini computer to be delivered to my house feels onerous

gonna use it to get rich on bitcoin

jk

gonna use it to get rich on playing super nintendo games

just bought a raspberry pi because apparently my total lack of free time was too much free time

finished the first draft of the pilot! the problem is that it's 15 pages too long. I hate the thing where to make something good you have to actually work on it

you think It Follows (2014) takes place in the same universe as Hot Rod (2007)?

a universe in which the 70s 80s 90s and 00s all coexist at the same time

if so, do you think they'll conclude the trilogy with a third installment in 2021

I know I'm just overwhelmed stress tooting from work but jfc i just had the worst sandwich

kickstarter so i can be a stay at home mom