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the mcu movies aren't even really movies any more, are they? they're more like long, expensive-looking episodes of an ongoing tv show imho

his first word - and the first thing he figures out how to do on a tiny drumset - will probably be '#dbeat'

listening to spotify crust playlist, skitsystem comes on, baby stands up from the book of pictures of animals he's reading, throws his hands in the air and starts dancing. my one year old loves skitsystem and I'm a great parent

also i am taller than everybody all the time to begin with, so i stay away from heels as much as possible, but these are TWO INCHES which means I have become super way very much taller than everybody else. my head touches the ceiling and I have to bend over. I look down and see through people's brains, straight into their #hearts

finally pulled the trigger on some grownup-ass #danskos because I work in a #hospital and that's what you do. i know they're gonna be comfortable eventually but wow my feet are super numb rn

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shout out to how fuckin unhinged i must look, hollerin along with #rvivr while it's spring outside and I'm driving

I'm not saying it's Donald Trump's fault that they cancelled #Brooklyn99. But can you honestly tell me that you believe he did anything to stop them?

just wrote a black teacher telling a mostly white ap english classroom that teaching Invisible Man - a book he loves - to a bunch of white kids (who history has shown are not interested in interrogating their own white privilege) is a nightmare for him, but he does it every year anyway because they need to learn to think this way, and the sooner the better

i can't imagine NOT selling this to Television for a million dollars, tbqh

#amwriting

there's all these great scenes, but this pilot still feels all disjointed. ive been around this block enough to know not to fuck with the structure much til I've finished a first draft, but jfc it's hard not to call time out on writing and try to resolve this structure stuff now. #amwriting

i know i don't have that many followers on here but on the off chance that one of you is an #unethical #scientist #tampering with the #HumanGenome, could you please edit out leg hair? i don't want it, i don't need it, everything is better without it - but i just don't always feel like taking the time to shave it. tyia

finished the screenplay for the first act of the pilot and realized that it should be called GIRLS so that's its codename, even though I know that's already taken

cleared out the living room playing black sabbath. even the baby left

#lifehack: get banned from r/asktransgender

#lifehack: be trans

diagnosis: insufficiently resolved princess phase in early childhood

prescription: $200 modcloth gift card

finally found a toot important enough to pin

what kind of song doesn't even have a drop. 'the star spangled banner' is what

the american national anthem sucks and should be replaced by 'video killed the radio star'

when i was a teenager, my drugs of choice were ecstasy and heroin. in my twenties i was drunk a lot. now I'm in my thirties and if I'm gonna have anything it's probably gonna be weed. my point is, what substance use mysteries will my forties hold