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just clicked on an ad for $125 flats

update: got told to stop saying I'm pie

update: I abbreviated 'pleasant and interpersonally effective' to p+ie, pronounced 'pie,' and now I can say it as many times as I want and nobody can say anything because it's short.

see you on urbandictionary, chumps

@craigmaloney yours too :D

in world...

where the word 'massacre' rhymes with 'that's a tree'

only one band of lovable doofuses

from queens new york

has what it takes

to stop a baby whose internal monologue sounds like bruce willis

also I know it's weird to sing 'hey little baby /I wanna be your boyfriend' to your one year old son but when that song comes on it's so hard not to

the ramones are so catchy it makes you into a weirdo

my capacity has been completely drained for about two weeks rn and I've been the worst grump so this morning I decided that nope instead now my thing is being pleasant and interpersonally effective

so whenever I've gotten grumpy today I've said 'nope, never mind, know why? because I'm pleasant and interpersonally effective'

but I've gotten grumpy and had to say it a lot of times

so many times that my partner just almost called an official moratorium on saying it

I think I've got one more

@craigmaloney in the last year or two the only writing I've been able to get done has been on an hour long lunch break at work. but as long as I'm committed to that hour every day, I actually get a TON done. it really is about having a daily practice more than anything else for me.

yellin at bots
yellin at bots
six of one, half a dozen of the other
yelling at bots

@BotEquippedWith
YOU'RE JUST HOPELESS

how much better would that linkin park song be if it was like

iiiii've becump so nump

man this Getting Paid to Write A Screenplay biz just moved forward significantly. sometimes your car gets rear-ended and sometimes you accidentally get stung by nettles but sometime people in hollywood love your writing and want to have a meeting

puppy in puppy school is exactly like me in high school: effortlessly good at it, to the point that she's bored and distracted the whole time so she does a lot of annoying yelling

he has this little inflatable fat pony my mom got him and he likes to bounce in it for a second then go flying over the horses face, land on me, and flip the whole horse on top of both of us. it's p good

also i have to take the puppy to puppy school tonight

i can't wait to leave work so i can hang out with my kid

@BobTarte
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