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then I got friggin nettled in the hand! what the hell today you're canceled I'm going to bed. I'm keeping an eye on you too, tomorrow

@BobTarte oh thanks for asking but I'm okay! long day to begin with, that was just a lil cherry on top. but thank you!

@susannah
oh I'm ok! thank you for asking though!

buncha geese were crossing the road right where it turns to 40 so all the cars had to stop but the one behind me didn't really and now I'm all dazed and spacey

getting rear-ended blows imho

six thirty five am

more like sucks thirty five am imho

you haven't seen Rad (1986) unless you've seen it in 4k as far as im concerned

down loaded a 1080p copy of The Last Dragon (1985) to replace my old sd rip and man this is livin

lil blazed but you think the evil couple at the head of the antagonistic Energyne corporation in Rampage (2018) are modeled on the white stripes

i feel like authority by jeff vandermeer has basically the same plot as tim & eric's billion dollar movie

one is about a guy who ascends to a managerial position of an organization only to find out how deeply strange that organization actually is and the other is about two guys who do the same thing and learn the same thing

think about it man

holy cow this could have been named xXx 3: the returns of xander cage and darius stone! :o

there's a gadget in this movie which literally gives you the powers of #kickpuncher

https://octodon.social/media/_7nNtRxTWO8rnXg71ws

i really should have left the cannabis tag on this whole thread

scottish tom waits.

is tom waits scottish

i think one of the guys in xander's team is tom waits

xander cage just did a standing backflip on a motorcycle and kicked a guy in the face with the back wheel while he did it

what if he dated alice from resident evil, who shot a motorcycle up a church wall into a monster which exploded

i saw xXx 1: our introduction to xander cage in the theater with my friend nadine right after we graduated from college and were hopeless depressed messes. we both wound up moving to new york separate from each other, never really saw each other much while i lived there (especially after i transitioned), and now we say hi on insta and stuff but otherwise never really reconnected. she had a kid a little after we did.

i should email her

lil blazed but i think someone in xXx 3: the return of xander cage said 'bitches come' in spanish? a reference/throwback to one of the great moments of modern cinema, back in xXx 1: the introduction to xander cage (2002)

every night i plop this baby in the crook of my armpit and read him books til he falls asleep but at that angle i can't see his face to tell if he's still awake.

luckily, the moment he falls asleep he transmogrifies from a bag of snakes into a bag of rocks