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just got worried that melissa mccarthy is like a chris farley figure. i hope she's happy irl

i remember an interview wit the band Bush in like 1997 where they were like 'you've gotta listen to music outside your comfort zone - our bass player thought up the bassline to "comedown" after listening to a bunch of reggae' which is a funny way of saying 'it is exactly the bassline to "you give love a bad name" by bon jovi'

#ScorchingHotTakes #ExtremelyRelevant

imagine if my phone was just always hollering DJ MOM 420

my dj name is dj mom 420

tired: being bummed when you're playing music on your phone but you get a text and your ring tone interrupts the flow

wired: being stoked when you get a text so you can pretend you're a hot 97 dj interrupting on purpose

on fire: setting your text alert tone to a recording of yourself, yelling your dj name

metallica cover of 'turn the page' was on the radio and the baby started flipping out, dancing, playing percussion on his body

which made me realize that 'i love you no matter what' includes 'even if you turn out to be a lars fan'

this parenting stuff, man

@shoutcacophony
whoa these are great points! ugh this is fascinating history

@ebel for real!

i was obsessed with this band for two months then got sick of them and haven't thought about them in ten years but maybe i should dig up this album

putting silversun pickups on this 90s playlist despite the fact that their first album came out in 2006 was a correct decision

wore black underwear today. every time i wear black underwear im like 'i should wear black underwear more' and today is no exception

at first it smelled like the mall in a good way but as time goes on it is starting to smell like the mall in a bad way

somebody had some #gucci #lotion and offered to share it and i was like 'heck yeah i want to smell #rich' so I rubbed some into my hand. now my hand smells like the #mall

kinda blazed but the only thing that could possibly make Annihilation (2018) better would be if there was a rap song over the credits outlining the plot of the movie

just straight up dressing like miss meadows at this point in my life

@Averly :D

kinda blazed but Hot Rod (2007) is the best movie in the world

Stuck In Traffic In A Beautiful Place, 2018

keep having to turn off the radio because I find audio of children being tortured upsetting but maybe I'm the weird one here idk

my mom doesn't have a laptop so i think i'm gonna lubuntu her up a 2007 macbook