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i know it often thinks it's smarter than it actually is about race, but man, i still love that show so much

you ever notice that the theme song to Community sure seems to be about wanting to die

remember when the internet was fun and full of possibilities? yknow how now it's a miserable hell? reminder that what happened is that capitalism colonized it and now it's just as shitty as everything else capitalism's got its hooks in

like. seo, algorithms, targeted advertising: these are all DESIGNED to keep you from finding some weirdo's X-Files fan page or geocities star trek web ring. I would 1000x rather find those than tweets from the u.s. president, yet here we are #thankscapitalism

@dariaphoebe
uuuugh 2018 <3

"home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in."

-robert frost

this is also true about the psychiatric hospital where i work fwiw

you never really think about whether a floor-level knife cabinet is a bad idea til you have a one year old in your kitchen

my brother can't remember the phrase 'magic flight launch box' so he's been calling my weed machine a 'hot tub time machine' and honestly how much better is that

I thought of the worst band name

it is Borderline Personality Doctors Without Borders

#insta has the #algorithm down for getting me to click on links for #fancy #dresses and #underwear but it sure hasn't figured out the algorithm that makes me have $168 to buy them

apparently

if you love something, talk shit about it on the internet every day

was gonna toot about how much corn rules and then was gonna toot about how great fennel is when it's really strong in sausage and then i was like dude what if instead of tooting you ate lunch, dummy

with all the focus on dicks and penetration and being scared of vibrators and not wanting to use lube for some reason and 'which one of you is the man' do you ever worry that straight people just straight up do not understand what sex is

my first prose drafts always feel so rushed

pilot is as done as it's gonna be rn so I'm getting back to this book I did four drafts of and then tabled because I was tired of it

i love the movie arrival so much

i get a headache *immediately* from decent beer like the craft stuff everybody loves, but man do i crave and then enjoy a can of coors light like twice a year.

the silver bullet.

the champagne of silver bullets

wow I don't even remember what I was going for but 'declining' is definitely the wrong word here. finding? developing? oof

baby found a candle in a jar and invented a hilarious game where he pretends to drink it

im so proud

DID U KNOW, BTW: almost nobody is crazy

I've worked with people with schizophrenia, delusions, hallucinations, dissociative identity disorder, man you name it. you're almost never dealing with crazy and almost always dealing with coping mechanisms for trauma ime

this is a very 2010s psychology thing to say but it sure feels true rn

people make sense even when they seem like they don't