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baby frupped

baby threw up on me a LOT this morning

which one of you is the mess and which is the other mess

@jelle_dc
haha yeah I hear that too!

bringin that #relatablecontent

been playing guitar for forever and also bass and I like bass better, always have, but guitars are ok too except when you've been playing a lot of bass and then you pick up a guitar it feels like a fucking toy. how tf am i supposed to crumble the foundations of houses dumb enough to have my band over for a basement show, I cannot help but think, as i heft a puny six string that only goes down to fuckin c#2 at BEST

limpin my way across the work day finish line

gonna name my grind band Body Borer

oh god birkenstocks just advertised at me on instagram and I was like 'those look cute'

I'm getting more #vermont every day

#bodyhorror

tfw your hair is greying for sure but livejournal friends you only ever see on instagram any more have gone Full Grey

ambien is in the news because a certain celebrity is an idiot

remember that i have some ambien; take one a couple hours before bed

text with the person in LA who's waiting for this script/pitch

promise to have a draft for her in a week

uh oh

i am an idiot too

how the fuck is anyone ever not in a hurry

i feel like i get stuck behind a slow walker at least once every. single. day

wtf man are you people somehow not from new york or new jersey

@dariaphoebe
haha oh man I remember this! lol

@dariaphoebe
oh man carrots also are a dope snack imho!

can we just take a moment to acknowledge that grapes are a dope snack

@starbreaker
:D

I'm great at tooting

roll up to work like eeeeeyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaoaoaoao

#lifehack: instead of listening to #npr on your way to work, listen to judas priest

tuesday after three day weekend aka social work double monday motherfuckers