he has this little inflatable fat pony my mom got him and he likes to bounce in it for a second then go flying over the horses face, land on me, and flip the whole horse on top of both of us. it's p good
also i have to take the puppy to puppy school tonight
puppy in puppy school is exactly like me in high school: effortlessly good at it, to the point that she's bored and distracted the whole time so she does a lot of annoying yelling