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tfw a coworker is leaving so there's drinks at a fancy restaurant and everybody wants to meet your one year old so you bring him but he gets wiggly in your lap so you hold his hand and let him wander around the place for ten minutes but then you realize that his onesie says, in three inch tall letters, EXHAUSTED BLOOD WITCH
tfw you try to play it off like 'haha I don't know where that onesie came from' when everyone can tell it is your distinctive handwriting and, even more incriminatingly, set of interests