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callout post about how How Did This Get Made was wrong to goof on the perfect 2001 mark wahlberg film Rock Star

just clicked on an ad for $125 flats

update: got told to stop saying I'm pie

update: I abbreviated 'pleasant and interpersonally effective' to p+ie, pronounced 'pie,' and now I can say it as many times as I want and nobody can say anything because it's short.

see you on urbandictionary, chumps

in world...

where the word 'massacre' rhymes with 'that's a tree'

only one band of lovable doofuses

from queens new york

has what it takes

to stop a baby whose internal monologue sounds like bruce willis

also I know it's weird to sing 'hey little baby /I wanna be your boyfriend' to your one year old son but when that song comes on it's so hard not to

the ramones are so catchy it makes you into a weirdo

my capacity has been completely drained for about two weeks rn and I've been the worst grump so this morning I decided that nope instead now my thing is being pleasant and interpersonally effective

so whenever I've gotten grumpy today I've said 'nope, never mind, know why? because I'm pleasant and interpersonally effective'

but I've gotten grumpy and had to say it a lot of times

so many times that my partner just almost called an official moratorium on saying it

I think I've got one more

yellin at bots
yellin at bots
six of one, half a dozen of the other
yelling at bots

how much better would that linkin park song be if it was like

iiiii've becump so nump

man this Getting Paid to Write A Screenplay biz just moved forward significantly. sometimes your car gets rear-ended and sometimes you accidentally get stung by nettles but sometime people in hollywood love your writing and want to have a meeting

puppy in puppy school is exactly like me in high school: effortlessly good at it, to the point that she's bored and distracted the whole time so she does a lot of annoying yelling

he has this little inflatable fat pony my mom got him and he likes to bounce in it for a second then go flying over the horses face, land on me, and flip the whole horse on top of both of us. it's p good

also i have to take the puppy to puppy school tonight

i can't wait to leave work so i can hang out with my kid

then I got friggin nettled in the hand! what the hell today you're canceled I'm going to bed. I'm keeping an eye on you too, tomorrow

buncha geese were crossing the road right where it turns to 40 so all the cars had to stop but the one behind me didn't really and now I'm all dazed and spacey

getting rear-ended blows imho

six thirty five am

more like sucks thirty five am imho