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*fills bass drum with mugwort, lights it on fire, begins melancholy intro*

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parenting 

accidentally taught 1yo to say "parkour"

cannabis 

okay just got to some indefensible stuff but still I think its heart is in the right place

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cannabis 

been trying to watch things at night before bed that make me feel safe rather than things that make me feel unsafe (the latter is kind of my default) and tonight I remembered that you can just put on The Last Dragon, like you don't have to always be like a quarter of a percent thinking about it, sometimes you can just watch it straight through. so I did.

:o

it's even better than I'd remembered it. holy moley. this literally is probably the best movie

kink, cannabis 

a pulitzer prize winning novel about a young man who works hard to find the inner strength necessary to overcome his shame about his erotic fixation on being swallowed whole titled

No Guts No Vorey

parenting 

today 4yo asked 'what is a llama' and i said 'a tall dog' and then 4yo made me promise not to make any more weird jokes

star wars, cannabis 

ok hold on in last jedi we learn that Luke has chosen to end the jedi and by doing so he also ends the jedi's reflection, the sith

which is confirmed when the last jedi and the last sith quit being jedi or sith and start a new thing

sequel trilogy is the best star wars and anyone who disagrees is entitled to their opinion but they don't really need to say it because trust me I know ok

what if i dress up as amy adams's character from arrival for halloween

cannabis, food 

follow up post. I just ate nine m&ms from a bag I managed not to read the label of, to see if I could tell what they were supposed to taste like by tasting them.

the answer though is no I could not and also I put the bag away without reading the label so now I get to keep it a mystery from myself for as long as I want

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cannabis, vulgar 

a bath is when you lay down in water next to your toilet

a feeling settled gently into my mind, this calm acceptance of the inevitability that I will one day get a ted lasso [BELIEVE] tattoo

this is fanfiction about my life my oldest is four I have not actually had The [darling Nikki] Conversation yet

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'how am I supposed to explain """transgender""" to my children'

look I had the same concern about 'darling nikki' but I put in the work and had a hard conversation, you can do it

just saw a lovely phrase on the internet:

"knockoff baby uggs"

cannabis, the matrix 

laurence fishburn's Morpheus is SO PERFECT as an absolutely insufferable nerd who got to become a superhero

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cannabis, the matrix 

look I could watch these movies every day but they are very very close to being absolutely ridiculous. like they ride the brilliant/stupid line so hard that it becomes a strength

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cannabis, the matrix 

cannot believe I only just now put it together that Persephone is a vampire (alongside the ghosts and the werewolves and whatever the merovingian is, possibly a frankenstein)

really fucked up by not naming either of my kids Magnitude

SWIM accidentally let the mugwort steep for three and a half hours AMA

cannabis, food 

usually I try pretty hard to eat stuff that's not garbage but man who am I to resist, WHO, when the gas station around the corner has a big rack of discontinued or unpopular full sized candy with names like Apple Pie Twix and Fudge Brownie M&Ms priced five for a dollar fucking come on

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