sean.h.huntley @shuntley@octodon.social
I can finally call myself a documentarian with a straight face.
petition to change the "You removed the device without ejecting" message to:
Despacito
Despacito: Death & Rebirth
End of Despacito
Despacito 1.11: You Are (Not) Alone
Despacito 2.22: You Can (Not) Advance
Despacito 3.33: You Can (Not) Redo
Despacito 3.0+1.0
My Facebook: "What a pleasant boy!"
My Twitter: "That's... that's a hot take."
My Mastodon: "Oh. Oh Sean no."
kɜ:ʳ 
the ghost in the machine sounds like a pretty spooky guy
*My brain after someone flirts with me*
Flirt + 1 min: Oh god, how do I flirt back?
F + 10 min: Maybe everybody is flirting with me and I just haven't noticed?
F + 30 min: No they weren't flirting with me. I am hideous.
F + 2 days: Unless they were...
F + 3 days: There, I flirted back! Oh god. What if this makes them mad??
F + 5 days: They were probably just networking.
F + 6 days: There, I added them on linkedin. Now we have networked! Hello professional colleague!
F + 20 days: Wait.
POLITICSSSSSS Show more
tfw you realize that if the New World Order was going to conscript you, they would've called you by now.
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Andrea Long Chu is my probably my favorite working essayist:
#LosAngeles River cleanup 
"We define moral systems as those that protect people by default and are built to withstand abuse by those with malicious intent. We believe in systems that distribute power and resist attempts to centralize it."
Interview with Sarah Jamie Lewis, Executive Director of the Open Privacy Research Society, a new privacy advocacy and research non-profit:
ChannelAwesome the worst grooming Show more
Just saw this template on the bird site. Feel free to add whatever you wish. 😂
EXCLUSIVE: Zuckerberg before Congress
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@realSexyCyborg(birdsite) has quite a bit of a squabble with Vice(which are shitty to her and unprofessional) ,i'm mirroring her video before #Vice will report it to be taken down #spreadtheword
Noëlle the 8-Bit🏳️🌈🎄
How do you improve upon perfection? Like this:
Los Angeles problems Show more
o I have a project I've been working on for a while now - It's called Agora. It's a new kind of Internet forum, rendered as a fancy graph. it's eventually gonna support federation, but we're not there yet. I'm working on it though, and I hope to get there in a month or two. XD
every instance is bad actually
Abraham was the father of Isaac,
Isaac the father of Jacob,
Jacob the father of Judah and his brothers,
Judah the father of Perez and Zerah, whose mother was Tamar,
Perez the father of Hezron,
Hezron the father of Ram,
Ram the father of Amminadab,
Amminadab the father of Nahshon,
Nahshon the father of Salmon,
Salmon the father of Boaz, whose mother was Rahab,
Boaz the father of Obed, whose mother was Ruth,
Obed the father of Jesse,
and Jesse the father of King David.
David was the father of Solomon, whose mother had been Uriah’s wife,
Solomon the father of Rehoboam,
Rehoboam the father of Abijah,
Abijah the father of Asa,
Asa the father of Jehoshaphat,
Jehoshaphat the father of Jehoram,
Jehoram the father of Uzziah,
Uzziah the father of Jotham,
Jotham the father of Ahaz,
Ahaz the father of Hezekiah,
Hezekiah the father of Manasseh,
Manasseh the father of Amon,
Amon the father of Josiah,
and Josiah the father of Jeconiah and his brothers at the time of the exile to Babylon.
After the exile to Babylon:
Jeconiah was the father of Shealtiel,
Shealtiel the father of Zerubbabel,
Zerubbabel the father of Abihud,
Abihud the father of Eliakim,
Eliakim the father of Azor,
Azor the father of Zadok,
Zadok the father of Akim,
Akim the father of Elihud,
Elihud the father of Eleazar,
Eleazar the father of Matthan,
Matthan the father of Jacob,
and Jacob the father of Joseph, the husband of Mary, and Mary was the mother of Jesus who is called the Messiah.
