So this evening... I was making burgers for tea... just the usual type... 50% beef, 50% jalepeno pepper... as you do... or at least as any trans woman I know would. So I had assembled @geekylou's and was doing mine... when I slipped with a bottle of ghost-pepper sauce and put on about three times what I intended...

Anyway, I wasn't going to waste it, so two types of cheese, the patty and some nice crispy bacon...