julian @shipyrds@octodon.social
not a plum merchant | they/them | boston | mostly just fatt tbqh
i'm not putting my list on main bc of fear, but please know that i would date every single woman in hieron, fero, throndir, and every single god except samothes. also aubrey and hedy
@mixolydias @imperialhare oh my god they're beautiful
this guy sounds exactly like my dad and i can't! unclaim it! i'm in hell!
note to self: preview your fucking projects before you claim them, otherwise you're gonna get stuck with 30 minutes of conservative talk radio and have to take a break halfway through to get booze and scream
@3RatMoon GOOD LUCK RONNIE YOU GOT THIS
@3RatMoon RONNIE!!!!! RONNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
man i really hope i get better before this phone interview bc right now i am one (1) Phlegm
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@the_erlkonig we love you too i'm glad you are safe and not going to die via cupcake <3
@the_erlkonig finn?? please be careful?? take a benadryl or something maybe?
my roommate is theoretically moving out today but i haven't seen her in a week and i'm pretty sure none of her stuff is packed so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
like i hope everything is ok with her but i literally didn't see her to be able to offer to help with anything so??? who fucking knows
@mixolydias @3RatMoon bEAUTY
@realsleepyfinn finn you started the entire thing!! https://twitter.com/realsleepyfinn/status/879545494560579584
i just went and reread some of the mushroom convo on the twitter and i'm laughing so hard i startled the cat
@gportentosa !!!!!
i'm extremely cynical about any and all house-buying shows until i see a single pair of gays. in related news, there are lesbians in this wedding registry advice video and i'm having a feeling
@the_erlkonig THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BIRD
what is it about the Blood Times that makes every single system in my body just throw its hands up and shriek incoherently instead of, like, functioning
@the_erlkonig THAT'S SO AWESOME FINN!!!!!!!!!
@mercutioes @the_erlkonig every time I make an ooli post please imagine me just, sliding off the couch and typing from the floor, I made him too powerful
