my roommate had a friend over for dinner and asked me to play buffer bc they're not on the best of terms rn and literally five minutes into dinner he disappeared to take a phone call.
a good bit later he shows back up, pissed as hell, and is all, "i have to go." apparently one of his weed plants got stolen and he needed to go beat a guy up?? it was simultaneously the most uneventful and the most Wild night i've had in a while
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my roommate is super (understandably) pissed. like, i get it, i guess, you feel the need to beat a guy up, but also you're like 5'5" and scrawny and maybe just sit down and eat dinner and then go deal with it?? or like, take a plate and eat on the bus. you're gonna be on the bus for an hour either way. please take this damn food they made for you.