julian @shipyrds@octodon.social

i'm not putting my list on main bc of fear, but please know that i would date every single woman in hieron, fero, throndir, and every single god except samothes. also aubrey and hedy

this guy sounds exactly like my dad and i can't! unclaim it! i'm in hell!

note to self: preview your fucking projects before you claim them, otherwise you're gonna get stuck with 30 minutes of conservative talk radio and have to take a break halfway through to get booze and scream

man i really hope i get better before this phone interview bc right now i am one (1) Phlegm

my roommate is theoretically moving out today but i haven't seen her in a week and i'm pretty sure none of her stuff is packed so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
like i hope everything is ok with her but i literally didn't see her to be able to offer to help with anything so??? who fucking knows

i just went and reread some of the mushroom convo on the twitter and i'm laughing so hard i startled the cat

i'm extremely cynical about any and all house-buying shows until i see a single pair of gays. in related news, there are lesbians in this wedding registry advice video and i'm having a feeling

what is it about the Blood Times that makes every single system in my body just throw its hands up and shriek incoherently instead of, like, functioning

love 2 start my morning off right: with the feeling of an impending panic attack for no reason whatsoever

me like three months ago: I don't know how people make OCs it seems like a lot of work
me now: will smith pose at my stable of gay children

im pretty sure everyone who follows me also follows Finn but.... look at my beautiful blushy slime boy Ooli, who loves his boyfriends and his birdfriend very much!!!

my landlord is supposed to come by and look at our stove but I can't cook food until he does bc I don't want the burners to be hot. he's 45 minutes late and y'all... I'm REAL HUNGRY....

@ my body: please,,,

i got four hours of sleep last night so i made coffee. the plus side is that i'm awake but my heart is uhhhhh doing some things

me, smacking gender with a broom: leave👏my👏home👏immediately

and like... summon enthusiasm for dnd again. I love my character and the DM is an old friend of mine but I think the party might be a bunch of dudes so.. We'll See

my dnd group is finally coalescing after literal months of vaguely talking about it which means I gotta remember how real dice work huh

my roommate is super (understandably) pissed. like, i get it, i guess, you feel the need to beat a guy up, but also you're like 5'5" and scrawny and maybe just sit down and eat dinner and then go deal with it?? or like, take a plate and eat on the bus. you're gonna be on the bus for an hour either way. please take this damn food they made for you.