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Me: *finally gets to input this week's workouts in an app*
App: It looks like you haven't been very active this week.

Dude, I JUST told you about my workouts, shut up.

Around dawn, heavy rain and flood warnings for today. Suspension of classes.

This morning, warmth and sunshine. Heh.

Doing a month of work in two days is my superpower.

Every morning, our next-door neighbor greets her dogs cheerfully and tells them how much she loves them, and tonight, I heard her wishing them a good night and reminding them that she loves them and it's honestly so heartwarming.

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"Wow, this chicken and pumpkin tabbouleh is so yummy and so healthy. I'm on my way to meeting my health goals." *immediately washes it down with four pieces of cheesy, buttery ensaymada*

I was invited to a Christmas party, which will be happening in early December, which is excellent, because it gives me a couple of weeks to prepare mentally.

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the children's game 'hangman' is really fuckin weird when you think about it

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This is going to sound awfully sad and shallow, but getting a new backpack breathes fresh life into my soul and expands the selection of bags that I can grab when it's time to flee the city in the event of an invasion.

I know I'm here to avoid all the toxicity on Twitter, but I can't resist following the Pia Wurtzbach debacle going on over there right now.

Me: I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna leave social media for a while!!
Me: *deletes only the Twitter app from my phone and nothing else*

I had an empty container of dressing on the lid of my box of salad and now it's gone. Where did it go!? I don't remember hearing anything fall to the ground and I didn't leave my seat while I was eating.

(Thank you for being around to listen to me ramble to myself, Octodon.)

I just want to sleep right now, but I swore to finish all my work tonight so I can spend tomorrow sitting and staring at nothing.

While stuck in traffic, I somehow started worrying about what to do if my car got sucked up by a huge magnet and how chill I should act because people will for sure be taking pics and recording the whole thing and I can't let them see me panicking, so I resolved to find out what to do if a huge magnet sucks up your car out of nowhere.

I never appreciated November weather in the Philippines before, but it's actually perfect: less frequent typhoons, more warm breezes, and less humidity.

Just to clarify WHY I wanted to scare him: It's 11 p.m.! Cease this display of discipline and physical fitness, dude!

I was standing by the front door and saw a guy jog past, and I felt obligated to do something to scare him (I ultimately decided against it).

Today, I found out that there really are people who truly don't get over their high school crushes even after nearly two decades. Amazing.

This might be the first time in a week that I'll be going to bed in a planned, controlled manner. For a week, I've just been randomly falling asleep, surrounded by clutter.

RIP, Isabel Granada, one of my idols when I was growing up. Life is so so short, and way too many unexpected things just happen.