Why is my heart beating so fast?
Lol, I found @bigben!
BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG
My brain keep loading
There is no toot about Manchester United yet, here. Good.
When upset, send kitten pictures. It works.
Brace your self, people. Emojis are coming.
instance idea:
emoji.zone
can only post emojis
Is there a pause button for Sunday?
I wasted my time and regret.
Or should I say Happy Tootster?
Happy eggster, everyone.
Should I join the awoo?
Nobody send me toots.
Heya @twitter why are you upside down?
Feel when people who don't follow you on twitter follow you back on matsodon
again, #pineapple 🍍 invated your timeline.
If someone doesn't write a client for #Mastodon called #Pineapple, the efforts behind this memetic grassroots marketing campaign for fruit will be, well, fruitless. :pineapple:
Looking at you, @acw , we've come this far in such a short amount of . time.
I have just learned that it's important to state here whether one likes pineapple pizza. While I generally prefer not to share something so personal publicly, I will make an exception and go on record admitting that while I like 🍍and I like
(especially vegan) 🍕 I prefer not to have 🍍on my 🍕.
Oh yea easter! Pokemon hunter are busy with Pokémon's Egg Hatching.