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Oh my GOD people. STOP SUGGESTING YOGA AS THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING.

"I'm really broke this month."
"Yoga!"

"My mental illness has become severe and I really need help"
"Yoga!"

"I need back surgery"
"Yoga!"

"My spouse has become abusive"
"Yoga!"

Selfnoise @selfnoise

@stoof
"I'm literally surrounded by psychopaths who own dozens of guns and are supported in their quest to murder me and everyone by the most powerful man in the world."

Yoga!