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Nam divitiarum et formae gloria fluxa atque fragilis est, virtus clara aeternaque habetur.

- Sallust Cat. 1.3

"For the glory of riches and beauty are but fleeting and fragile; excellence holds bright and eternal."

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I'm a computer I work for an and I design and build their airline operations systems and integration layer on . I know all kinds of weird stuff about airline messaging, network operations, ATC/ANSP, flight planning and load control. Programming is mostly in .

I'm also doing a in & . I know, very different to my day job! I study ... mainly . Landscape & Geography is my thing.

β€ͺStill looking for one more good developer. If you are committed to writing quality software for critical applications in an interesting problem domain, please apply. - linkedin.com/jobs/view/devops-

There is, um, ... limited overlap between my Twitter connections and the crowd here. Except for the usual suspects, obvs. You know who you are.

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Who's a very good boy? A very fine excellent boy? You are. Yes you are. Such a good boy.

1 Boost == 1 Pat

So then. Giving Mastodon another spin on a different instance, since social.mastodon.com.au seems to have disappeared...

Enjoy this collection of Greco-Roman statuary butts.

From my personal collection.

Boost for butt appreciation.

when Coronado figured out that he was leading him on, according to legend, he had his hands cut off and strangled him to death with them near the present-day site of Lindsborg, Kansas

The Native American wasn't even from the prairie, he was probably a Hopi or Pueblo who's whole plan was to get Coronado away from New Mexico because he was a horrible despot who raped and murdered all the time

as a native person myself i think about his sacrifice a lot

McCain 

a friend just pointed out that McCain isn't fogging the glass with his breath in this pic, which suggests that he may have been some kind of undead

i want to go on the record and say that i don't even know what cum is. chocolate syrup comes out of MY dick

honestly the Mythbusters ran a pretty good grift on the network. they only stuck around with each other so they could blow up bigger and bigger stuff, and the network kept giving them more and more money to do exactly that with. I respect their dedication to blowing shit up but it's a shame that people thought they were "doing 'science'"

someone asked me why I say dipshit so much. dipshit is gender neutral, dipshit

bofa.lol took my lunch money and has been firing rubber bands at me all day

mildly nsfw, Paleolithic nudes compared to modern nudes 

This is so, so amazing. Evidence that #Paleolithic #Venus statues were basically carved by women as self-portraits. #womensart Source: gowns.tumblr.com/post/16712883

features still missing from mastodon: the "solidarity, comrade" button for when someone posts something deeply personal/emotional and you want to show support without the weird implication of "hell yeah your inner pain is my favorite"

Wow, ok, apparently if you cleave a cop in twain with your familial sword you're a "criminal" and a "murderer" calm down Linda

Literally nothing on this earth will ever make me happier than the response my sister taught my nieces when you ask them "What are we gonna do today?"

They answer "Dismantle the patriarchy!"

πŸŽ…: Ho ho ho! Hello children, I'm Santa's cousin, Arbitration Clause!

πŸ‘§πŸ½ πŸ‘¦πŸΌ : uh, what?

πŸŽ…: Did you know that many workplaces and services now make you to waive your right to bring complaints against them in court, and instead force you to appear before a private arbitrator that they choose and pay for?

πŸ‘§πŸ½ πŸ‘¦πŸΌ : oh jeeze, the left can't meme.

πŸŽ…: LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHITS THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY THIS IS SERIOUS FUCKIN' BUSINE

*wipes a tear from eye*
their first industry kill.
they grow up so fast.

there is some building work going on next door and i am absolutely not here for it in

Horny 

You: *getting horny thinking of Princess, looking at your favorite spiral*

Me, on the phone: "I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users..."

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