Amitai Schleier @schmonz@octodon.social

@joeyh sounds like you have the chance to invent the world’s first banana join. Unless that’s already a weird SQL thing.

@joeyh curiouser and curiouser

See you at Soltau in August! https://schmonz.com/talk/2018-socrates/ #SoCraTes2018

I plan to convene a session about what I've learned on my Coding Tour: https://schmonz.com/2018/04/23/coding-tour/ #codingtour

In Germany? My tour schedule still has a couple slots open! Get in touch. #pairwithme #MobProgramming

Just posted “Big Apple Scrum Day 2018: Coaches Clinic”: https://schmonz.com/2018/05/12/big-apple-scrum-day-2018-coaches-clinic/ #basd2018

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Playground visions.

This summer in Germany, I'm going on a coding tour! Invite me to join you, or share with other folks who might want to: https://schmonz.com/2018/04/23/coding-tour/

#mobprogramming #pairwithme

Two conferences: one I finally failed to miss, another I finally returned to.
Two homes: one where I work, one where I live.
One teaser: what to look for next week.

"Mob Programming and SCNA 2018": https://schmonz.com/2018/04/20/mob-programming-and-scna-2018/

#MobProgramming2018 #SCNA

Listening to Brahms, taking in the midtown view, making a mess with “spring vegetables and pasta”.
https://octodon.social/media/txtxf8aKXOXWnzPeqkY

Sustaining me the last couple days away is this screencap of my son, who took time out from his schedule of basically eating all the damn time to offer me this dap.
https://octodon.social/media/SzCyVM5norkNIPrcIWk

Is your team or org feeling the pain of difficult software development or delivery? I can help, and still have some Q2 availability in New York and Q3 in Germany. https://latentagility.com/

Taavi sleeping through a meeting.
https://octodon.social/media/BCAEcyFXYgd_aDWDg30

How to meet me (spring 2018 edition): https://schmonz.com/2018/04/02/how-to-meet-me-spring-2018-edition/

@oliverbaier gleichfalls!

Soon: Passover at sis’s. Now: just us dudes listening to some Mompou. Some of us dudes eat baby food more than others, and some of us can better explain what the heck it is we’re laughing at.
https://octodon.social/media/rzm5WrwHIgncSNvOeyk

That feel when you’ve rented a car to bring back empty, and the fuel gauge lights up as you approach the airport.

Teething cracker in progress, North Cheyenne Cañon.

In Colorado, apparently even the clouds look like mountains.
https://octodon.social/media/8QdkUUe_Xj2bgRSwxZE

It’s that time of evening routine where Taavi pounds a Mountain Dew and turns into a rock climber. Here he is descending from a long lateral traverse.
https://octodon.social/media/reoGI99-VFsunwhSMO0

@Zoonie thank you! we are very lucky.