@Clipsey Yeah I'm about ready to wave the white flag.

Here's that error, isolated in the playground if you want to beat your head against the wall: https://play.rust-lang.org/?gist=40257dc021809a8c8a6750ab2f133a8a&version=stable

Like, maybe I'll figure it out after an hour, but I feel like then it'll just be some other cryptic error