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I just went to drink a cup of water and missed my mouth while watching a video about proprioception... ironic, lol

Dear Facebook,

I turned off push notifications for a reason. Don’t text them to me instead.

—Your very reluctant user

Check out this thing I did! Got the innards of a 2009 MacBook inside a black 2007 model and got macOS Mojave running on it. Learned a bit about hardware and how to use a dremel. That was fun 🙂

TIL reversed wrestling is basically homoerotic interpretive dance

You know that feeling when you’ve been sitting still on an airplane for far too long and you’re legs get uncomfortable?

I’ve always thought of it as a “hollow” feeling. How do you describe it?

Political joke 

Have you ever noticed that the animals representing the Republican and Democratic parties are the elephant in the room and an ass?

This weird thing just happened. I heard someone talking behind me to a coworker, and every word they said dove into my mind and pulled out the ASL translation. I could just feel the movement of the signs for what they said in my head.

I really need to sign again, lol


That low feeling when the party’s over and everyone’s left...

philosophy, satire, bleak view of humanity, hope for the future 

“We’re the Last Humans Left” by exurb1a

Just finished watching the Adventure Time series finale. It literally brought tears to my eyes, lol. I couldn’t have wished fore a more satisfying conclusion to such an epic tale of life and love.

Non-sequitur of the day: grapes are really bananas in disguise 🍇=🍌

‪How do I make sure I don’t lose my left sock in the wash? I marry my socks to guilt them into sticking together‬

That feeling when you go to open the door but then someone opens it from the other side, and you’re cut off guard

Steve boosted

Does it bother anyone else that four and sour don't rhyme?

Steve boosted

Hey, if you haven't, and you want to, maybe make today the day you send some money to an artist.

Buy an album
Buy an art
Order a commission
See a show

It's hard enough out there

I opened my fridge this morning and all the spoiled food just fell out as of it was asking me to end it already, lol

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