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Non-sequitur of the day: grapes are really bananas in disguise 🍇=🍌

‪How do I make sure I don’t lose my left sock in the wash? I marry my socks to guilt them into sticking together‬

That feeling when you go to open the door but then someone opens it from the other side, and you’re cut off guard

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Does it bother anyone else that four and sour don't rhyme?

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Hey, if you haven't, and you want to, maybe make today the day you send some money to an artist.

Buy an album
Buy an art
Order a commission
See a show

It's hard enough out there

I opened my fridge this morning and all the spoiled food just fell out as of it was asking me to end it already, lol

Today there's a real possibility of hearing the absolute best news I've had in months, ...but that also means I might be left disappointed. I'm trying to prepare myself to ensure I'm in a good place if it doesn't work out the way I'd like.

My laptop's so light it almost blew away with the wind! lol 😂

contrasting american and german patriotism 

I completely agree with this sentiment. I much prefer humility over hubris

I propose we plan to plot to organize occasions to schedule successive sequences of appointments to experience ephemeral events for premeditating moments within the confines of this spacetime

"Any correction of the speech or writing of others will contain at least one grammatical, spelling, or typographical error." —Erin McKean

A video essay breaking down and analyzing alt-right propaganda tactics. 

It’s very informative, but it sure as hell triggered a rage within me. We will not let this be normal.

When I lose my train of thought, I think to myself, “What is it that I was thinking?”, but I think that sometimes I know exactly what was on my mind, and I’m just trying to convince myself that it wasn’t.

Watching the adds before a movie. They just advertised that the advertisements are sponsored by at&t...

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My bio now reads "I'm gay for strong typing and cute boys"

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One of the best things about programming stuff for your own personal use only is that you can just use different names for penis in your unit tests and no one can stop you.

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CS took words that mean almost nothing like "object", "this", "type", "widget", and somehow turned them into jargon with very specific and exact meaning.

👋 thought I'd give this mastodon thing a try, thus this toot


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