Experiment log; 2020-09-09: Teleportation to the red planet was a success. However, due to a miscalculation, the effective area of teleportation encompassed the entire city of San Jose. This is most unfortunate, as the atmosphere here cannot adequately sustain life as we know it, and I’ve only brought enough celebratory cheese and crackers for myself and Ramsey.

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