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“We’re the Last Humans Left” by exurb1a https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvbTFwXagdQ&feature=share
Just finished watching the Adventure Time series finale. It literally brought tears to my eyes, lol. I couldn’t have wished fore a more satisfying conclusion to such an epic tale of life and love.
Non-sequitur of the day: grapes are really bananas in disguise 🍇=🍌
How do I make sure I don’t lose my left sock in the wash? I marry my socks to guilt them into sticking together
That feeling when you go to open the door but then someone opens it from the other side, and you’re cut off guard
Does it bother anyone else that four and sour don't rhyme?
Hey, if you haven't, and you want to, maybe make today the day you send some money to an artist.
Buy an album
Buy an art
Order a commission
See a show
It's hard enough out there
I opened my fridge this morning and all the spoiled food just fell out as of it was asking me to end it already, lol
Today there's a real possibility of hearing the absolute best news I've had in months, ...but that also means I might be left disappointed. I'm trying to prepare myself to ensure I'm in a good place if it doesn't work out the way I'd like.
My laptop's so light it almost blew away with the wind! lol 😂
I propose we plan to plot to organize occasions to schedule successive sequences of appointments to experience ephemeral events for premeditating moments within the confines of this spacetime
"Any correction of the speech or writing of others will contain at least one grammatical, spelling, or typographical error." —Erin McKean
When I lose my train of thought, I think to myself, “What is it that I was thinking?”, but I think that sometimes I know exactly what was on my mind, and I’m just trying to convince myself that it wasn’t.
My bio now reads "I'm gay for strong typing and cute boys"
One of the best things about programming stuff for your own personal use only is that you can just use different names for penis in your unit tests and no one can stop you.