Experiment log; 2020-09-09: Teleportation to the red planet was a success. However, due to a miscalculation, the effective area of teleportation encompassed the entire city of San Jose. This is most unfortunate, as the atmosphere here cannot adequately sustain life as we know it, and I’ve only brought enough celebratory cheese and crackers for myself and Ramsey.

Today I found out that the phrases “it’s been a pleasure doing business with you” and “it’s been a business doing pleasure with you” have completely different meanings

I recently upgraded the hard drive in my Airport Time Capsule, and now I can hear it singing the song of its people 🤣

Here’s an interesting discussion about the lack of an open source license that allows for derivative works but prevents monetization of the unmodified work youtu.be/7g8oueggEFk

If only there was some kind of system that allowed these vital supplies to be distributed from each according to their ability to produce, to each according to their need 🤔 youtu.be/KxANuLuxfRM

‪You know, ‘cause his constant inaction and misinformation is making it worse, we should follow a longstanding American tradition and name this after our president. We have Teddy Bears, Hoovervilles, Obamacare, and now Trump Cough

‪I have no idea how, but I really hurt my back last night. Woke up screaming in pain. Not fun when an excitable dog hears you’re awake and keeps licking and sitting on your face, “Wake up! Wake up! I wanna walk! Let’s play! I love you! Wake up!”‬

Apparently “crapitalism” is in my autocorrect dictionary now, so that’s good

iPhone 11 Pro trypophobia 

This is what I see every time I look at the camera on the new iPhone 11 Pro

Look, this needs a MASSIVE TRIGGER WARNING. I’m serious, you’ll need it, but I think this is really important to share. 

Please send this to anyone who says “thoughts and prayers”. youtube.com/watch?v=58htJa6zRh

Hypothesis: larger phone screens have lead to the increase in phone addiction. More screen real estate leads to more content consumption. Small screens provide a sort of friction that discourages extended use.

‪Like scary stories? Here’s a cool one. Plus, it’s a good example of an LGBT main character outside a “coming out” and/or “romantic” subplot! (Content warning: scenes of blood, bodies, mutilation, supernatural events, and one use of a gun) youtu.be/IRctX8xYraQ‬

Here’s hoping I break a leg or two!

I just went to drink a cup of water and missed my mouth while watching a video about proprioception... ironic, lol

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