Steve @sbrun@octodon.social

TIL reversed wrestling is basically homoerotic interpretive dance https://share.neverthink.tv/JdJWR

You know that feeling when you’ve been sitting still on an airplane for far too long and you’re legs get uncomfortable?

I’ve always thought of it as a “hollow” feeling. How do you describe it?

Have you ever noticed that the animals representing the Republican and Democratic parties are the elephant in the room and an ass?

This weird thing just happened. I heard someone talking behind me to a coworker, and every word they said dove into my mind and pulled out the ASL translation. I could just feel the movement of the signs for what they said in my head.

I really need to sign again, lol

That low feeling when the party’s over and everyone’s left...

“We’re the Last Humans Left” by exurb1a https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvbTFwXagdQ&feature=share

Just finished watching the Adventure Time series finale. It literally brought tears to my eyes, lol. I couldn’t have wished fore a more satisfying conclusion to such an epic tale of life and love.

Non-sequitur of the day: grapes are really bananas in disguise 🍇=🍌

‪How do I make sure I don’t lose my left sock in the wash? I marry my socks to guilt them into sticking together‬

That feeling when you go to open the door but then someone opens it from the other side, and you’re cut off guard

I opened my fridge this morning and all the spoiled food just fell out as of it was asking me to end it already, lol

Today there's a real possibility of hearing the absolute best news I've had in months, ...but that also means I might be left disappointed. I'm trying to prepare myself to ensure I'm in a good place if it doesn't work out the way I'd like.

My laptop's so light it almost blew away with the wind! lol 😂

I completely agree with this sentiment. I much prefer humility over hubris https://www.quora.com/Why-arent-Germans-patriotic

I propose we plan to plot to organize occasions to schedule successive sequences of appointments to experience ephemeral events for premeditating moments within the confines of this spacetime

"Any correction of the speech or writing of others will contain at least one grammatical, spelling, or typographical error." —Erin McKean

It’s very informative, but it sure as hell triggered a rage within me. #ThisIsNotNormal We will not let this be normal. https://youtu.be/Gq0ZHgKT2tc

When I lose my train of thought, I think to myself, “What is it that I was thinking?”, but I think that sometimes I know exactly what was on my mind, and I’m just trying to convince myself that it wasn’t.