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The best part of needy pets is doubling the playtime on anything you want to watch

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Wish I'd never learned who Logan Paul was.

Been out of the shop for over a week sick. Nice to knock out a quick couple boards. Walnut and Cherry on the left, Walnut and Maple on the right
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Welp: theregister.co.uk/2018/01/02/i

> A fundamental design flaw in Intel's processor chips has forced a significant redesign of the Linux and Windows kernels to defang the chip-level security bug.

> Crucially, these updates to both Linux and Windows will incur a performance hit on Intel products. The effects are still being benchmarked, however we're looking at a ballpark figure of five to 30 per cent slow down.

> A spokesperson for Intel was not available for comment

Weren't they now.

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Can't wait to go back to work. It will mean I feel good enough to leave the house

HQ hits Android tonight which is the perfect reason to delete the app from my iPhone

I really was going to spend more time on here over break, and then the sickness bit me. Damn you, small children, and your petri dish hands!

New table saw broken in today with a cutting board rip up. Zero insert showed up for the dados and it's broken. Can't wait to return something over Christmas 😱

Hoo boy Danish oil was the wrong call for this piece

I really need to spend more time here

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@ryanvis if you have n clamps on hand, your project will almost certainly need n+m clamps. If by some freak cosmic alignment you have n clamps on hand and the project requires n clamps, then at least 2 of your clamps will turn out to be the wrong sort, thus restoring the universe's clamp balance.

I mean, I didn't need a paper tray either (last week's project), but at least that can get used as a vallet

This week's project is a coffee table and I seriously don't need a coffee table

How is there not an Infinite Screaming bot on here already? 😱

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Gal Gadot is refusing to sign onto a WW sequel unless that piece of shit Ratner is completely excised from the franchise, like a cancerous tumor. Good for her. She's sure got my support.

Gearing up (mentally and supplies-wise) for bashing out Weekend Woodworker projects for two weeks this weekend