Teacher : "I give 15minutes to look up stuff on php.net"
Me : *looks at memes and shitpost about how PHP is Satan's incarnation*
@migi "In his free time the php-programmer is busy finding missing $dollarsigns."(translated from http://stupidedia.org/stupi/Diverses:Was_deine_Programmiersprache_%C3%BCber_dich_verr%C3%A4t)