yahaha @rigatonimonster@octodon.social

could a depressed person do this?? *I start shaking a pencil to make it look like it's bending*

I forgot this wasnt pinned on my profile any more but fyi if you don't understand a joke or post I make I'm always more than happy to explain it if you ask. but I'm not cool with playful rudeness/defensiveness/contrarianism if I don't know you, because the playfulness doesn't come across the way you think it does

I'm sydney, 27 year old married college student studying social work in Las Vegas

I'm white, bi/pan, I make bad jokes & shitpost a lot, I've moved accounts 5 times since I joined the fediverse 2 years ago, I'm a libra (shocking), I don't know what a blockchain is, and I got anxiety

interests include but are not limited to nail art, pokemon, psychology/sociology, animal crossing, LGBTQ+ history, & social justice

I do NOT like flirting, gross things, or blood/gore

the enormous sense of power that comes with denying a follow request

sydney voice

kicked out of heaven for calling god a centrist

sometimes I'm glad covid destroyed my sense of smell because my dog has been farting up a storm

I don't want to go to class I want to draw a plant

l o n g

squishy and crunchy

breaking into the national archives museum to vandalize the declaration of independence to make it say "We The Pee"

I am the peoples candidate. I know what the people want. (a fart button)

eugen says he won't change the toot! button, but it is my promise to you that, if elected as your new Website Boy, I WILL change the toot! button to say "fart!" instead

hope I don't need a tetanus shot bc I'm not going to get one

cut myself pretty good on a can of dog food this morning

oh no roomie! I've forgotten how to masturbate! can you help me?