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I forgot this wasnt pinned on my profile any more but fyi if you don't understand a joke or post I make I'm always more than happy to explain it if you ask. but I'm not cool with playful rudeness/defensiveness/contrarianism if I don't know you, because the playfulness doesn't come across the way you think it does

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new #introduction again 

I'm sydney, 27 year old married college student studying social work in Las Vegas

I'm white, bi/pan, I make bad jokes & shitpost a lot, I've moved accounts 5 times since I joined the fediverse 2 years ago, I'm a libra (shocking), I don't know what a blockchain is, and I got anxiety

interests include but are not limited to nail art, pokemon, psychology/sociology, animal crossing, LGBTQ+ history, & social justice

I do NOT like flirting, gross things, or blood/gore

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the enormous sense of power that comes with denying a follow request

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opinions 

personally I like the first three the most, but no ones else seems to like the mountain one so maybe I should eliminate it

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opinions 

so far it's 3 1/2 votes for the top right, two half votes for the bottom left, and one vote for the middle right

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skincare people: you should never rub or touch or tug the skin around your eyes with any harsh materials or products, it is a very delicate area and you wouldn't want to cause damage, discoloration, or swelling

me, who cries and vigorously rubs her eyes basically every day of my life: lol. lmao

someone from masto showed up in my dream last night as an expert vr gamer who won my little sister and I a free trip to the moon

Help needed, important 

How do I find textbook for free on libgen Or something? :blobmegasweats:

Ever since I took up the rose emoji women won’t talk to me. This is my cross to bear.

one thing that's helped me become more selective in terms of followers is scrolling down their TL and seeing whether @esvrld has told them to fuck off

skincare people: you should never rub or touch or tug the skin around your eyes with any harsh materials or products, it is a very delicate area and you wouldn't want to cause damage, discoloration, or swelling

me, who cries and vigorously rubs her eyes basically every day of my life: lol. lmao

obama: *punches me* what is picrew
me: fuck you ass hole
obama: *throws a chair at a wall* how do i get a picrew
me: got o hell

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