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could a depressed person do this?? *I start shaking a pencil to make it look like it's bending*

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I forgot this wasnt pinned on my profile any more but fyi if you don't understand a joke or post I make I'm always more than happy to explain it if you ask. but I'm not cool with playful rudeness/defensiveness/contrarianism if I don't know you, because the playfulness doesn't come across the way you think it does

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new #introduction again 

I'm sydney, 27 year old married college student studying social work in Las Vegas

I'm white, bi/pan, I make bad jokes & shitpost a lot, I've moved accounts 5 times since I joined the fediverse 2 years ago, I'm a libra (shocking), I don't know what a blockchain is, and I got anxiety

interests include but are not limited to nail art, pokemon, psychology/sociology, animal crossing, LGBTQ+ history, & social justice

I do NOT like flirting, gross things, or blood/gore

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the enormous sense of power that comes with denying a follow request

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kicked out of heaven for calling god a centrist

sometimes I'm glad covid destroyed my sense of smell because my dog has been farting up a storm

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i was so excited to open the box containing my special secret monads decoder ring but all i got was this. can anyone tell me what this means???

I don't want to go to class I want to draw a plant

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hello vladimir ilych. its nice to see you again. now before i fill you in on the last century of political developments you've missed, i need to know your thoughts about catboys

there are only 2 pokemon types 

squishy and crunchy

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so glad i get to pay over $1200 out of pocket for back utilities when all i needed was one piece of paper from my asshole landlords to qualify for all kinds of gov't money

i hate doing these so much and I hate even more to do another one so soon but i still need to move asap and just lost another huge chunk of money to do it

if you have spare stimulus or can help?

Please please please boost

cash.app/$luxotek
paypal.me/luxotek
venmo.com/luxotek

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when cuttlefish had control of my account he posted that i thought every single pokemon was straight, generating a good deal of backlash. however ive decided to retroactively endorse this statement

breaking into the national archives museum to vandalize the declaration of independence to make it say "We The Pee"

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sending this pic to my hair stylist for my next appointment

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I am the peoples candidate. I know what the people want. (a fart button)

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eugen says he won't change the toot! button, but it is my promise to you that, if elected as your new Website Boy, I WILL change the toot! button to say "fart!" instead

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How many times have you moved during your life?

minor injury 

hope I don't need a tetanus shot bc I'm not going to get one

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minor injury 

cut myself pretty good on a can of dog food this morning

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"If you come for the king you'd better not miss," I say, tripping down a flight of stairs, breaking every bone in my body, pissing my pants, loudly farting

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porn setup idea 

oh no roomie! I've forgotten how to masturbate! can you help me?

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