the home despot @rigatonimonster@octodon.social
- pronouns:
- she/they
- name is:
- sydney
- pocket camp
- 91977866443
too alive to live too dead to die
Joined Oct 2019
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reminder that the former chief deputy public defender for my county specifically said "don't talk to cops"
even casually. even if they're investigating something nearby and looking for witnesses. don't talk to cops.
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could a depressed person do this?? *I start shaking a pencil to make it look like it's bending*
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I forgot this wasnt pinned on my profile any more but fyi if you don't understand a joke or post I make I'm always more than happy to explain it if you ask. but I'm not cool with playful rudeness/defensiveness/contrarianism if I don't know you, because the playfulness doesn't come across the way you think it does
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new #introduction again
I'm sydney, 27 year old married college student studying social work in Las Vegas
I'm white, bi/pan, I make bad jokes & shitpost a lot, I've moved accounts 5 times since I joined the fediverse 2 years ago, I'm a libra (shocking), I don't know what a blockchain is, and I got anxiety
interests include but are not limited to nail art, pokemon, psychology/sociology, animal crossing, LGBTQ+ history, & social justice
I do NOT like flirting, gross things, or blood/gore
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the enormous sense of power that comes with denying a follow request
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kicked out of heaven for calling god a centrist
coming out as a randy rainbow fan
what
I have no urethra but I must piss
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anatomy fun fact
If you laid out all of the blood vessels in a human body end-to-end, they would die.
I aspire to become the basketball milf from the meme
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the week on Mastodon Kitchen, our contestants must prepare an original entrée using communism, furry avatars and replyguy tears
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if i lived in a literal castle i would want my haters to know where i live
hope they make a mr bean decades long series of movies 007 style
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blaming "lazy workers" for the current economic crunch is so funny. da greatest political/economic system in da world, defeated because people just want to watch tv or whatever instead
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the fact that the American civil war ended without the Confederate parties being disenfranchised for generations did immeasurable harm to America
did you know that nobody was charged with treason, and that nearly every confederate officer or official who asked was pardoned?
no shit reconstruction fell apart in less than ten years
the primary perpetrators went free!
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@rigatonimonster omg Rudolph the red pilled reindeer
rebranding rudolph as a men's rights reindeer who was targeted by the other reindeer for speaking the truth about the lady elves being sluts or whatever
when grimes wrote we appreciate power who was she trying to convince
transplanted a pepper plant from hydroponic to soil tonight hope I didn't completely traumatize and kill the poor thing
when people try to explain anything mechanical or programming or scientific like my brain turns into a fork in a microwave
told a client to "have a great evening" at 8:38am
local cop died of covid after refusing to get vaccinated
in this, the year of our lord 2021, my stepdad is still reading drudge report
- pronouns:
- she/they
- name is:
- sydney
- pocket camp
- 91977866443
too alive to live too dead to die
Joined Oct 2019
