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new #introduction post 

I'm sydney, 26 year old newly married college student studying social work in Las Vegas

I make bad jokes & shitpost a lot, & I've moved accounts literally 5 times since I joined the fediverse over a year ago bc I'm a stereotypical libra, although I don't really know anything else about astrology

interests include but are not limited to pokemon, psychology/sociology, animal crossing, LGBTQ+ history, & social justice

I do NOT like flirting, anything gross, or blood/gore

we did that tiktok couple game where you buy stuff for each other but we added a category (Mew is our dog)

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is boy howdy the energetic opposite of boy bye? 🤔

I want to change my username to Tow Girlfriend but I know julles is eventually gonna change theirs to Toe Girlfriend if I do

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TOW GIRLFRIEND
yes he's working
no I don't know when
HE'LL BE HOME
yes we're still
TOGETHER
no he's not
IMAGINARY

heaving my breasts like a character in a book written by a middle aged white man

So if you grow sunflowers and they've gone over/started to dry, consider bagging up the leaves and stalks and giving them to your local small animal rescue.

Maybe even just leaving them outside with a sign saying free sunflowers for bunnies or something.
These kind of things have a tendency to be quite pricey, so it's always nice to help out pet owners where you can, and save yourself space in your garden waste bin 😊

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shout outs to my husband being a literal expert at defensive driving because we just almost got t-boned by someone going over 60 in a 45 🙃

heaving my breasts like a character in a book written by a middle aged white man

EZLN, donation request, government violence, :boost_ok: 

The Zapatistas have been under attack by paramilitary forces backed by the Obrador government. The attackers have just burned two coffee warehouses, and the community is asking for support.

gofundme.com/f/zapatista-solid

amazon is bad because their small cardboard boxes are too small for my small cat

I just really need everyone to be aware that vin diesel released a somg

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stop faving this toot and start listening to the vin diesel song

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everyone go listen to the terrible vin diesel song but do not listen to kygo

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after listening to some more kygo I realize the youtube was right it is a kygo ass song

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