rhorsman @rhorsman@octodon.social

Watching a lot of figure skating has reacquainted me with the war crime that is the Moulin Rouge soundtrack.

Trump is not attending the Kennedy Center Honors because he's not allowed within 1000 feet of anything involving the concept of honor. Decency got a restraining order.

The frightened father...the virginal mother...the baby like no other in history...

ERASERHEAD is best Christmas movie.

There is no implicit virtue in hard work. Ed Gein worked his ass off. Other people's asses too.

Tired: "My favorite Christmas movie is DIE HARD."

Wired: "My favorite Christmas movie is FEMALE TROUBLE."

Inspired: "My favorite Christmas movie is random streams on Shodan.io from cheap insecure IOT devices given thoughtlessly."

If God's not dead, then what's that smell?

Can GPs put you in an induced coma? I think I'd really benefit from spending the remainder of the year in one.

Energy level: packed for trip by reaching blindly into dresser and dropping whatever I grabbed into open suitcase on floor

Me: hey, I'm finally getting my shit together.

Also me: bursting into tears because I remembered the end of Utena in an idle moment.

I make my own rules = I have internalized authoritarian values

"Is that the one about the castrato?" is my stock response whenever someone mentions a musical I haven't heard of. Sooner or later the answer's gotta be yes.

I am angry with myself right now for still not truly feeling that whether a public figure is out or not is none of my business. Because it is none of my business, but there's still that whiny little "but I wanna knooooow" voice in my head and I hate it.

Camp's not dead, it's just hibernating until all the reality shows go away.

Google interview test: using only this strip of candy buttons, demonstrate your knowledge of assembly language. You may not eat any of the buttons.

Goro Miyazaki is being allowed to make another film. 2017 continues to baffle.

My mom will not turn off Anne of Avonlea. We've been watching awful things happen to Canadian children for two hours. #TorturePorn

Google interview question: "Estimate how many horses out there are named Trotsky."

Quote from this week's Economist: "The population of America farts 3m times a minute. It likes things on Facebook about 4m times a minute."

FACEBOOK: BIGGER THAN FARTS

The great thing about no one I see on a day to day basis being on Masto is that I can say "I am massively unhappy and depressed currently" and not have to get weird looks at work.

Whenever I walk into a store I ask if they have a bathroom I can ruin.