I love Kylie, but "The Locomotion" has always left me cold. My brain has not gotten the memo though: the song has been stuck in my head for about an hour. I've even caught myself doing absentmindedly doing some moves.
It helped a bit when I reimagined it as a saucy song called "The Low Commotion". COULD BE ABOUT BUTTS.
@rhorsman Yeah, even as a Kylie fan, "The Locomotion" baffles me. It's good...and just kind of bland?
Maybe it's an age thing. I feel the same way about any early Madonna song that wouldn't end up on a greatest hits album.