*runs up to you in the street* excuse me! excuse me! We've updated our terms and conditions!
@blackle me: give me them. give me the papers. i want the conditions. all the terms. give me all the terms and conditions *begins shoveling reams of paper into my mouth*
@jk "no!" I scream, mortified, "you've vored the funk out of my tax papers!"
@blackle me: *extremely muffled* its ok i am a certified accountant