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Andy Keener @reibeatall@octodon.social

Hit 185 on bench press today. I may not be employed but at least I can lift heavy things.

I need a job so I can buy more weed from the weed store. I like being high lol

Edible totally kicking innnnn

Wife just walked in and said "I'm gonna have half an edible, want the other half?"

Why yes, yes I do. Of course this probably means I won't get too much done tonight but whatevvvv

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#LookingForWork

Full-stack developer, been working with the web since the 90s. #HTML, #CSS, #Javascript, #Python, #PHP, enough #Ruby and #Node to get myself into trouble. #LAMP is fine but other stacks are fine too; I'm a quick learner.

Any position is okay; I've been out of the office for a while and I''d be happy doing just about anything as long as the income is stable.

Formal resume: github.com/joyeusenoelle/Resum

Please boost and share freely!

Is anybody in the Seattle area interested in paying me to prep food for them? It would be like blue apron except that I can actually pay bills.

Also plz boost

Ok I THINK this is the night I'm actually motivated and make a bunch of demo levels for my game.

Me browsing Netflix: Man there's a lot of Korean shows on here
Me, after an epiphany: Ohh shit so this is what it means when other races have some sort of representation and it's not just White Show after White Show. Huh.

Hey Masto I love you. Seriously you're just the best and most welcoming and friendly and I can always count on you to be sweet and kind if I need it.

Take care of yourselves.

Can't fucking log into my Microsoft account anymore and all the information is years old and so I can't actually get my password reset and they locked my account and it all fucking sucks. I'm not about to create a new account when mine has like 12 years of history.

@atootingtwit Hey where do you live. My MIL just rented a place off Ryan

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Greetings, new arrivals! I've been here ages, but I'll tell you about myself in case I check your 'someone to follow' boxes.

I'm an artist, predominantly line art and mandalas. I illustrate colouring books for adults. I also draw tiny spaceships, contraptions and cute mecha-beasties.

I'm a photographer; @welshpixie

I live with @warpgate9, several cats and a dog.

Other interests;
#crochet
#jewelry
#writing in #scifi, #fantasy and #smut
#fractals
#videogames
and #yourface. :p

#introductions

I'm drunk and shirtless and singing to Rock Band so my Friday night is good. How is yours?

I just had my first legitimate moment of forgetting how old I am so I guess that means I'm old

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Hey
Friends
Should I extend my jobsearch outside of marketing? Does anyone know about publishing opportunities in Vancouver, like editors or readers or writing gigs?

Making mango habanero salsa. Taking bets on how long before I forget and rub my eyes and blind myself

Me: "Why doesn't this level import work properly? I keep dying upon spawn and can't figure out why?"

Also me: "Ohh there's no collision, I'm an idiot"