Tfw the cat is in the laundry basket and you tell her to move and she says **** off and you say fine I'll just pull the towels out around you and then you're bleeding.
@MissSnarkerson Oh yeah, it was definitely my own fault! I thought I was smarter/quicker and I was very wrong.
@reedsandstrings oh, I've been there...went to my sister's wedding with a bloody gash on my face because I thought I could get away with kissing the cat who'd already told me to eff off....